- My friend: hi can I have some chicken nuggets?
- Cashier: you mean mcnuggets?
- Me: uhm... What's the difference?
- Cashier: mcdonalds has mcnuggets.. Duh.
- My friend: That's very interesting. Thanks for wasting my time, now can you mcfinish taking my mcorder, mcmake my food and mcshut thefuck up? Thanks a lot mcasshole.
- Me: and some mcfries with that please.