zooeyclairedeschanel:

i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else

(via kushdollkayy)

22.Jul.14 1 day ago

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

(Source: teshima--junta, via penisraiser)

22.Jul.14 2 days ago

shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

(Source: clgdoublelifts, via intensional)

22.Jul.14 2 days ago

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

(via qalore)

21.Jul.14 2 days ago

Some people take this website to seriously. 

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(via qalore)

21.Jul.14 2 days ago

lamapalooza:

*sniffs air*
who unfollowed me

(Source: lamapalooza, via qalore)

21.Jul.14 2 days ago
Aww thank you ;* Have we met before?

I don’t think so tbh idk have we?

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